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[ironypoisoned]

If we're all done talking about my pussy and crack, coffee order?

[backwaterbelle]

Today? Pistachio latte with an extra shot of espresso. If you can make it *fancy* Tony.

Now, did making an inappropriate and silly lyric connection rile up the pop culture king? Do we need to drill into this further?

[Is that a muffled snort coming from the tree branches?]

[ironypoisoned]

Sure, fine, I can be the world's highest paid barista for a day. Pistachio with an extra shot, coming right up.

Please understand I'm trying very hard to be good and not say anything inappropriate about your usage of the phrase "drill into" given what we're talking about, but you're not making it easy.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Why are you encouraging this

[ironypoisoned]

Baristas deserve a fair wage to feed their families, Cap. [ Watching Steve squirm is still fun about a decade later, and Tony's so used to this sort of shit. ]

[backwaterbelle]

Technically, the less you talk the less you get paid here right? So, you control your own destiny on that one.

More importantly, how hard are you trying?

[She's aware that all this risks her getting said fancy coffee, but she'll manage if that happens.]

[ironypoisoned]

Don't worry, I think I can manage some talking while I work; I'll classify it under tips when I do my quarterly taxes.

To use a turn of phrase you'll immediately understand: Working harder than a funeral parlor fan in July. [ Tony has exactly two Southernisms that he knows; "[Blank] as/than a [colorful, descriptive blank]" and "Bless yer heart." ]

[backwaterbelle]

Claim cash and keep the government's paws off your tip.

[Did she miss an 's'? Maybe?]

I sure hope that mortuary's these days have AC, especially in the Bible Belt.

From what I understand, Avengers do love a good challenge.