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[ironypoisoned]

Thank you for offering to break into my house for people. Very kind of you. [ He kids, he kids. ] But while you're offering, could you carry the espresso machine over?

[pursuitofcappiness]

First thing I nabbed. I'm also grabbing your blender. Do you want your pillow?

[ironypoisoned]

[ Tony's not quite "sending heart emojis in the group chat" comfortable, but that is the emotion he's feeling. Such a gentleman! ] Pillow would be great too. Appreciate you looking out for my neck.

[pursuitofcappiness]

I've always got your neck. And your back.

Be up soon, then you're pulling espressos for everyone.

[ironypoisoned]

I'll get to work, just grab those two bags of beans in the kitchen.

@ everyone - how do you take your coffee?

[branchingpaths]

A vanilla latte, if I am included in this offer.

[ironypoisoned]

Of course you're included. [ Nope, not sayin' that. ]

Slight tinge of vanilla, or as sweet and orchidy as I can stomach making it?

[branchingpaths]

On the sweeter side, if you don't mind :)

[ironypoisoned]

One vanilla latte, too sweet, comin' right up.

[pursuitofcappiness]

Today's gonna be a black doppio lungo day.

[ironypoisoned]

🫡 Yessir.

[silent_butdeadly]

Black will be fine, thanks.

You providing the biscotti as well?

[ironypoisoned]

I can get FRIDAY to run out if you really want. [ He guesses. ] Personally more of a stroopwafel guy these days.

[silent_butdeadly]

That's fine, I can pick some up.

[He's a big boy after all.]

[backwaterbelle]

Alexa play 'my neck, my back' by elle king.

1/2

[pursuitofcappiness]

Oh is this a mix tape?

[pursuitofcappiness]

-- I just want everyone to know that I've never heard this song before in my life.

[backwaterbelle]

Well that's a cover.

Original

[getscooperation]

[ This is NOT her friend's day. ]

Wow, Steve.

[silent_butdeadly]

[Well, this is more details about Steve's private life than he ever wanted to know. But when life gives you lemons...]

Way to go, punk, you finally made it to third base!

[branchingpaths]

My my, captain, I never thought you'd be so bold.

[getscooperation]

[ Quietly dying of laughter. ]

[branchingpaths]

[Not so quietly dying of laughter. The entire house probably heard the howl of laughter Loki let out when he played the song.]

[ironypoisoned]

If we're all done talking about my pussy and crack, coffee order?

[backwaterbelle]

Today? Pistachio latte with an extra shot of espresso. If you can make it *fancy* Tony.

Now, did making an inappropriate and silly lyric connection rile up the pop culture king? Do we need to drill into this further?

[Is that a muffled snort coming from the tree branches?]